Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.

Same in the USA...

Penetration itself can be viewed as an act of violence and the government should probably put everyone who has thought about it on a surveillance list.

God I love McSweeny's.

He also said he'd have people on mars by 2024...

Oh that would be tough if you were an actor who thinks children deserve to live.

The Babylonbee? Really?

God, I can't wait till someone "removed by moderator"s him.

God, I can't wait till someone "removed by moderator"s him.

Yes, a very common one.

Oh I guess I'm going to see the new Superman now.

I know it's just how the courts work but how can it be the people vs him when the people seem to support him. The state vs maybe.