266
No more Monday blues for me (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by hamid@crazypeople.online to c/memes@lemmy.ml
18 comments fedilink hide all child comments
all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Please hire me at this fabulous company

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

We're lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

No, "ninja" is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

and if they're a really good ninja, you won't even know they're there. lol

[-] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.

[-] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

[-] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

In Russia, you abuse substances.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

сука блядь

[-] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

this image goes hard

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Is that a Lada 110?

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it

[-] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I was going to do this and then I got fired.

[-] FrostyTrichs@piefed.budsocial.club 2 points 5 months ago

Hola comrade.

[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[-] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 2 points 5 months ago

I would just hang

[-] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Everyday is a new hangover.

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

*using

this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
266 points (98.5% liked)

Memes

55643 readers
1091 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 7 years ago
MODERATORS
gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml
cyclohexane@lemmy.ml
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml