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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

OMG, yes! Pulling on those knobs, like it was a in elaborate pinball machine was awesome!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

When people ask how old I am, Iโ€™m just going to say that my childhood dentist had a cigarette machine in his waiting room.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Methuselah?

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

actually perfectly fine, because cigarette machines are built to withstand the assault of a smoker without change.
Not even an 6yo can break that.

edit: damn. only thinking about cigarette machines just made me want to smoke. I stopped 10 years ago. I would strongly suggest you don't start that particular drug, pick something less addictive, like cocaine or something.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Quit 9 years ago I feel you man, and agree it is hell of a drug.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or toxic AF relationships. Better for your health, flat out.

Also, good on you, internet stranger. Fuck yeah. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ I'm pushing a few years myself, and can't say the cravings ever completely stop popping up, but the smell makes my stomach turn at this point. I'm cool with that symptom.

[-] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

If I remember correctly, some of them would give out books of matches for free if you pressed a button. They were an important resource for GenX children up to no good.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

What do you call a car cigarette lighter?

A learning experience for a bored kid left in a car

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I can hear the hiss of too-curious fingertip. ๐Ÿคข

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was younger than ten when I realized that, if you can flick a bottle cap, you can flick a spinning ring of fiery fuckery... ^(by taking one match, bending it around to the strike strip and folding the lid open to pinch it between finger and thumb, then hold it above your shoulder next to your ear and flick with your elbow as reticle)

Don't do this in a restaurant. Please.

Also, if you can't yet do a bottle cap... Start there. FFS.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

They were great! Bright lights! Lots of colors and drawings! Bonkers to pull! And if you won a prize, Mom and Dad would be happy and you get ice cream!

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I really wanted to be able to pull out those knobs. No interest in the cigarettes but the machines looked so cool

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

My old man used to love a lunchtime pint or five on a Saturday.

I rather enjoyed getting to sit round the corner with a large coke and a bowl of chips, watching the Formula One qualifying, dicking about with the fag machine, and spinning the tracklisting boards of the jukebox.

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

dicking about with the fag machine

British or not, you did that on purpose.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

This reminded me that in the 90s, we had a local restaurant that wasn't a fast food joint that had a kids play place type room in it. Unfortunately that place later turned into a different restaurant, and later a dollar store. It was next door to a blockbuster. So, overall not the most lasting plaza...

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor Blockbuster. We can still smell yeh. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah! So many sophisticated brands!

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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