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[-] RedStrider@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago
[-] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

wow, what did you use for this simulation ?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 21 points 6 days ago

"Whatever Microsoft is doing" hilarious!. Microsoft is such a total retarded company. Unfortunately Google turned evil too. Any for profit company can turn evil. I'm never going to place full trust in anything that is not 100% fully open source.

[-] Bababasti@feddit.org 11 points 6 days ago

Any for profit company can turn evil.

Any for profit company ~~can~~ will turn evil. Fixed this for you.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Thanks. I was going for that. I work for a small company and I still think a small for profit is also evil.

[-] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago

The shark got me so good. Just... "om."

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Thankfully with overfishing, it won’t be a problem for much longer.

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 days ago

What is the meaning of the white fish ?

[-] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He's swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

It’s eating the cable

[-] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

[-] jaykrown@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

We will rebuild with Rust when all is said and done.

[-] culprit@lemmy.ml 187 points 1 week ago

Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:

“All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 week ago

Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

only one downvote, huh. People are pretty cool around here

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[-] everett@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 week ago

This is demonstrably false. Correction:

most of whom are furries

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[-] dan@upvote.au 40 points 1 week ago

All your internet traffic is likely going through at least one network administered by a furry. It seems like there's a much higher proportion of furries in network admin and cybersecurity jobs compared to IT/tech jobs in general.

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[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 139 points 1 week ago

I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can't stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

I think it's Russian uninsured ships "accidentally" dragging anchors across major fibre optic links rather than sharks chewing them

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago

Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche...

C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 week ago
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[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 112 points 1 week ago

Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

woof, I know what's for dinner

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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago
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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 week ago
[-] mmmac@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

The fish yern for the nuclear waste

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 5 days ago

Nuclear taste, yummy!

[-] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

Hey, you put an additional arrow at the wrong threaded thing, now it can do its job!

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