
"Whatever Microsoft is doing" hilarious!. Microsoft is such a total retarded company. Unfortunately Google turned evil too. Any for profit company can turn evil. I'm never going to place full trust in anything that is not 100% fully open source.
Any for profit company can turn evil.
Any for profit company ~~can~~ will turn evil. Fixed this for you.
Thanks. I was going for that. I work for a small company and I still think a small for profit is also evil.
The shark got me so good. Just... "om."
Thankfully with overfishing, it won’t be a problem for much longer.
What is the meaning of the white fish ?
He's swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.
It’s eating the cable
mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.
We will rebuild with Rust when all is said and done.
Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:
“All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”
Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

only one downvote, huh. People are pretty cool around here
All your internet traffic is likely going through at least one network administered by a furry. It seems like there's a much higher proportion of furries in network admin and cybersecurity jobs compared to IT/tech jobs in general.
I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can't stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.
I think it's Russian uninsured ships "accidentally" dragging anchors across major fibre optic links rather than sharks chewing them
Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche...
C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.
Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

woof, I know what's for dinner

The fish yern for the nuclear waste
Nuclear taste, yummy!
Hey, you put an additional arrow at the wrong threaded thing, now it can do its job!
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