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[-] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Oracle needs to be covered in glue.

[-] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

MOAR

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

Skill issue, git guud (MAJOR /s ... mostly)

[-] menas@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 months ago

What is the meaning of the white fish ?

[-] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He's swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

It’s eating the cable

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Shark gnawing a internet cable.

[-] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago

mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise

[-] enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Found the Rust programmer

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The whole internet thing but no mention of Google?

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025

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