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The need for feed (slrpnk.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I'M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I'll use this one

[-] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I assume this is a response to someone saying "calm your tits."

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago

For the record, there’s no evidence that this ever happened. It’s just considered a myth.

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That is some high level pranking right there, and I love it!

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Nice idea, but I'd like to see proof.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's OK for unimportant things to be make believe

[-] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Now I need the bird species to be part of the story. Most songbirds are unable to learn new whistles. Corvids (crows, ravens, magpies, mockingbirds, cat birds, etc.) are a common family that is an exception, but generally they don't come to feeders. If it was a corvid, what was this guy putting in his feeder? Parrots are another major exception, and they will come to feeders, but they aren't native wildlife in many parts of the world. If it was a parrot, where did this guy live?

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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