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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I rub one out on company time.

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 year ago

I make a penny, boss makes a buck, so I crank my hog in the company truck.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge Oh, you were on the clock? At work? I'll let you off with a warning this time.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Does this apply to pooping what if i masturbate while pooping

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

also live steaming for your paid subs

[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir,

At approximately 1531 our masturbation sensor emitted a warning for positive masturbation activity in stall 7-331. Your ID badge was detected in this area during this time and the toilet, upon investigation, tested positive for your DNA during a routine semen examination. We have automatically scheduled a meeting with your supervisor for tomorrow morning at 8am to discuss the matter further.

- Management

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Making my best "weirded out" face so people know the sign isn't about me

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

“Clockin’ out baitin’, byeee!”

[-] Wizarded@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Literally 1984

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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