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submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

I 5000% believed it, before seeing the sub name

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Sure this is satire now. But, he'll say this brain-dead bullshit sometime in the near future.

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

The show Veep basically wrapped when Trump got elected in 2016 because he said dumber shit than they could write for the characters.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was nottheonion at first.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shouldn't the article have referred to him as "4029 year old Trump"?

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

4786

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I won't be 16022109. You can't make me. It's not even prime! Not even prime, I say!

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We’ll have the bestest numbers, the biggliest numbers, everybody’s saying so.

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