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Im playing China and chugging along, can probably 1v1 a great power, I ally with Britain in exchange for an obligation when France decides to attack me. But despite getting the fucking alliance, Britain isn't helping me, which really fucks me given that Russia piles in with France

What the fuck is the point of getting an alliance in exchange for an obligation if they can just IMMEDIATELY ignore it and leave you to die

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[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I ally with Britain

I ally with Britain

I ally with Britain

data-laughing

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

i'm british and even i know you shouldn't fucking do that lol

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

i’m british

Unbelievable that Hexbear condones such violent posts

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

as china no less

[-] YourHomieRobespierre@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

perfidious albion left you on read lmao

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Yeah trusting Britain in any context, even a video game, is kind of an own goal.

[-] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 11 months ago

they need to stop making games so hyper realistic, my god

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Unrealistic part is Russia not collapsing at any point of the game

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 11 months ago

Common Britain alliance. All they ever do is sit on their island.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Don't trust perfidians

[-] MoreAmphibians@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Perfidious Albion does it again.

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 11 months ago

That’s what you get for allying with TERF island

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

had this issue whenever I allied with any of the larger problems. I really just cozy up to russia as much as possible

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

perfidious albion script, i applaud their dedication to historical accuracy

[-] Lurkerino@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

The game is early access, wait 5 years until the game is made. Tipical Paradox.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

alliance with the English/British in a Paradox game

They don't do anything

first-time ?

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Is there anywhere I can pirate this? I refuse to pay $50 for it, but I want to try to make a China map

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

England consulted their handy strategy chart before deciding if they should help you us-foreign-policy

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Alliances and defensive pacts in Vicky 3 are completely worthless. The worst part is that it doesn't even notify you when they inevitably break it six months after signing, so you spend several years thinking you're good only to get dogpiled and realize you've got no allies.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah what the fuck i thought i was doing something wrong

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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