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the new local prices shit doesn't make any fucking sense like I guess I have to literally make tools IN this province for them to be cheap enough for people to actually want to use them? I don't fucking know. Don't explain it to me I don't care I'll figure it out

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

the dow jones saw its shadow so there'll be 6 months of nuclear winter

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Im playing China and chugging along, can probably 1v1 a great power, I ally with Britain in exchange for an obligation when France decides to attack me. But despite getting the fucking alliance, Britain isn't helping me, which really fucks me given that Russia piles in with France

What the fuck is the point of getting an alliance in exchange for an obligation if they can just IMMEDIATELY ignore it and leave you to die

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

spoileri took texas as a beachhead to invade the U.S. to force recognition as a great power, which I'll do as soon as I get my munitions plants up and running :^]

and the very first thing I did was build a university there to educate the savages

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Israel cutting off vital infrastructure to Palestine is literally worse than Russia doing the same to Ukraine because they literally stated they were going to do it. I don't think Putin ever issued a statement that they were going to starve and terrorize Ukrainian civilians

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

once i binged a shitload of adderall for 3 weeks to paint a realistic oil painting of a cat for my ex to try to win her back. It was a very good painting, amazing imo with my lack of training

It wasn't even of her cat though i literally googled cats and copied one. Idk what I was thinking. She just always wanted me to paint something that wasn't abstract lol

No it didn't work but she still has it 11 years later so that's nice at least

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yes we won this game yes me Mundo

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BROKE THE 50 STROKE PER MINUTE BARRIER

I'M DIZZY

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net

Behold the results of my locomotive power

Most i've rowed, at the highest resistance

How did i do it? I row a lot

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net

How's it been going? Anybody seeing some results? I've been telling y'all to row for months now, at least a few of you should be getting absolutely shredded by now! I'm about to go row even though I'm sober and it absolutely sucks, so y'all better get to work!

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

hahah oh my god are you fucking ignorant, jesus christ

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

the unspoken (hell, sometimes spoken) assumption is that China would be doing a lot better with a Western-style neoliberal economy, which is an extremely funny assertion when all these economies are doing even worse than China is

if this dogshit blind ideologically poisoned take were even remotely accurate we'd have seen India, Russia, etc making gains against poverty that China has. Instead, woops.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

My understanding is that literally almost all global gains against poverty have come from China, you know the gains against poverty neoliberals like to attribute to neoliberalism?? Haha it's all been in China. China actually plans and builds infrastructure for people to use and live in. Remember all the articles about Chinese ghost cities, with the implication being that China was building a bunch of useless buildings to juice their GDP? Yeah people live in those now.

Something like 95% home ownership? Etc etc etc etc.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

oh no, beijing's repressive political system, if only they had our blessed American government they could be grinding the working class to the bone so much better ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Working at the dmv and talking about how incompetent bureaucracy are isn't the kind of talking we're talking about

Go work for a railroad and try to organize a general strike and tell me how safe you feel

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

At least I can speak freely and scream from the rooftops about the shitty parts of the US

Someone's never heard of the Free Speech fights.

You can and will be jailed just for saying shit, if people start to listen to you and you're saying the wrong shit. Your "freedom of speech" is as worthless as used toilet paper the moment a judge decides to issue an injunction against you i.e. the strikes in Harlan County in the 70s had judges jailing people for using the word "scab."

Also fun fact I learned today, remember the Kent State Massacre? People were ordered to apologize for being shot just to get compensation, which only covered legal defenses. Land of the fucking free, lmao

Leaking confidential information, as damning as it may be, is illegal.

When your life is made illegal, what're you gonna do, liberal? Roll over for the bourgeois state like a good boy?

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

Fun fact, the origin of "whataboutism" was its use as the phrase "whataboutery" during the Troubles in Ireland as the Irish accused the British of atrocities only to be dismissed as "whataboutery"

Weird how it's always used as a thought terminating cliche to prevent criticism of the dominant empire, huh!

Good thing it only works on idiots like you

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I wish for all of you to get as swole as I'm getting ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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if I see a single so called "communist" out there whose lats are not just poppin, whose torso is not just fearsome, shaped like motherfucking bruce lee, with biceps strong enough to rip apart the police by hand, I'll know they're actually a fucking LIBERAL

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im unstoppable. use me to power communism rat-salute-2

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net

It's actually more than that because the rower sometimes counts two days as two different sets on the same day. But anyway, allegedly I've burnt 17994 calories, and jfc i have grown powerful. 342 miles motherfuckers

That's all that's the post

I would have posted this yesterday, but

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