The force said it had followed “proper procedure” by sending a forensic pathologist to the woodland near Kineton, and cordoning off a country lane for 31 hours. But the suspected body was actually a “discarded and realistic life-size doll”, a spokesperson added.

Police chief: Alright gents what've we got here now.

Officer 1: Well, we recieved a call from a man who spotted a woman's hand and foot sticking out of some undergrowth in the woods over there [points in general direction]

Police chief: Right, and I see you've already cordoned off the area, and called in the forensic pathologist. Excellent. [turns to pathologist] So what else can you tell me about the victim?

Forensic pathologist: What, me? Oh no, I haven't had a look. Sounds a bit morbid.

Police chief: You didn't even make sure it was a dead person? What've you two been doing here for the last 30 sodding hours?

Officer 1: Well you don't have to raise your voice. We're standing right here.

Police chief: I know you're standing right there, that's the problem!

The police felt "great relief" with the sex doll you say.

Wait, nobody bothered to verify it was someone dead?

That's the dumb part. You check to see if the body is dead. Jfc.

This is why you should always carry an inflator and patch kit, duh.

Inflatable... So it wasn't even a super realistic doll, just a cheap inflatable one. JFC, poke it with a stick or something if you're that damned blind.

i hope they’re able to find justice for the sex doll, it deserved better

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

It took 31 hours to figure that out? Honestly. Other than killing ethnic minorities, what exactly do the police do?

(Don't tell the cops I said that; I don't want to die.)

"When they finally dragged the ‘corpse’ out they realised the blunder. The officers had a big laugh about it. It was a very dirty, broken and overused sex doll.”

Um, ewww?

It's a weird way to run a Turing Test, but I guess this was an expanded android version?

Did it have Ursala written on it?

Well, that's fucked up.

I guess this time it really was a "mannequin"

We do a lil bit of trolling

at least it wasn't a wild boar