A block of cheddar
Needed for my pizza pie
What, to shreds you say
As the internet gets older we have to change our thinking:
In early days it was 100% male, age 14-25.
Later in the mid 90's 97% male. 14-28 age.
In 2000s it is still 80% male, 20-35
2010 - gets messy. Still mostly thirsty males. +Lot of perverted people
2020 anyone but you is a bot
Wait, I thought we were all dogs using the internet while the humans are at work. Yall arent dogs?
No, I'm a cat.
As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.
I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
How do you cook chicken that is all bones
Boil them right?
mash them?
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Playing Ben Fold's Five on Spotify — I'm sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
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I see you’ve met my mother
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
It doesn't look like anything to me.
AS A NORMAL HUMAN, I FIND YOUR RESPONSE STIMULATING TO MY HUMOR CIRCUITS. INITIATING LAUGHTER ROUTINE.
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Cathedral City
Is too flaky to slice thin
I use Pilgrims Choice
I like the Aldi own brand strength number 7 cheddar. Makes your tabs laugh
I honestly don't know why low strength cheddar exists.
Me neither, waste of calories.
Oh this makes me want to get back on Facebook and shit post on all the conspiracy theorist.
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
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