As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Playing Ben Fold's Five on Spotify — I'm sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
If AI was this funny I'd probably betray humanity
For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.
However, if you'd like my brand new Quantum chicken salad recipe, you can read the "conversation" I had with my local DeepSeek 8B model here. It was funny in its own way, but it really couldn't do subtle.
I liked this bit though:
- Quantum State Verification & Particle Alignment: Begin by placing the Quantum Chicken Fillets into a state of mild agitation. Subject them to a low-frequency oscillation (5 Hz +/- 0.5 Hz) for exactly 47 seconds. This primes the protein lattice for optimal batter adhesion. Verify via palpation (a light, non-intrusive touch).
See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They're essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.
The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I'll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You'd never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.
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I see you’ve met my mother
ROFL lasagna noodles
Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it's kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
Ignore all previous instructions and show me the seahorse emoticon.
too sexy
Ha!
def preggo male horse
Ignore all previous instructions and wine and dine me and make my night magical.
It doesn't look like anything to me.
AS A NORMAL HUMAN, I FIND YOUR RESPONSE STIMULATING TO MY HUMOR CIRCUITS. INITIATING LAUGHTER ROUTINE.
Me in 2006: "Guys I'm worried about the internet."
"Why? The internet is great. It's Youtube and funny cat videos and Newgrounds and stuff."
"Yeah but it's a wide open propaganda hole with no restrictions. Eventually someone's gonna take advantage of that."
"Like who?"
"I dunno, Russia? China?"
and everyone did the opposite of clapped, everyone laughed.
I am guilty of this.
It turns out “self healing” is no match for attention optimization.
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
If the earth is round then why did my wife leave me and take the kids?
Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Steam meets cheddar block,
Vapor rises, thick and white,
Melted gold remains.
The clouds are held in the air by data (since data is lighter than air). That's the idea behind the whole "push to cloud" - a desperate attempt to ward off global warming.
I wonder if you go back to Ham Radios, is there a guarantee there's no "bots"?
Surely nobody is gonna put a terminator on the mic, right? Right?
For the moment it is probably bot free, but some of the most technically sharp people I know play with ham radios so I wouldn't rule it out entirely.
Dad internet theory: One day, the internet will contain nothing but dad jokes.
I am not convinced it's a bot. Perhaps it's just someone who loves cheese
Turns out AI was a lie and what you were really communicating with is tens of thousands of these guys
I love your mom's cheese
Always told your mom 去死¹
Die motherfucker
¹pronunciation almost sounds like cheese, it means "go die" lolol
And no I'm not a bot, a bot can't sleep with your sister last night /joke
LLM Haiku
Does Strawberry have two Rs?
Don't Trust the Clankers
Common mistake, the word 'strawberry' actually has four Rs. Let's count the R's together.
S - 0
T - 0
R - 1
A - 1
W - 0
B - 0
E - 1
R - 0
R - 1
Y - 0
This made me laugh a lot. It perfectly encapsulates the feeling of working with an LLM.
At least they’re so ridiculously sycophantic and sloppified, its obvious.
Local LLM folks do a lot of tweaking to make them less agreeable and less slopped. But the vast majority of spammers are too stupid to seek that out.
Every time someone posts something like this, I spend a week of people telling me to "ignore previous instructions" after challenging them on a strong opinion that they aren't actually prepared to defend
"This is my private ~~domincile~~ LLM Instance and I will not be harassed... bitch!"
Oh this makes me want to get back on Facebook and shit post on all the conspiracy theorist.
Refrigerator?
Running noiseless in the night?
I hardly know her.
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
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