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[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Huh!
That only works wherever they've tried it!
Can't possibly work here!

[-] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 week ago

love me some wholesome onion

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence

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