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Secretary of State Rubio has concluded that Calibri is a woke font. US diplomats must revert to Times New Roman in official communications.

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[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

So they're doing this because Biden changed it to Calibri in 2023, and because it improves accessibility to those who have dyslexia and other difficulties reading serif fonts, which is considered under the umbrella of DEI.

A combination of pettiness and cruelty.

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

And ignorance. Don’t forget ignorance.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I wouldnt say this is ignorance anymore. Theyre all fully aware of how unnecesarily cruel this is and its exactly why theyre doing it.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure Rubio doesn't give a shit one way or the other. This is pandering to petty and cruel people, because WOKE BAD gets votes.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago

These people are really having strong feelings about serifs. Like a font isn't just a practical, technical, or functional consideration, it's an emotional one for them.

That's fucking pathetic.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

their teachers told them in middle school to use times new roman. they never questioned why because they were raised to not do that ever under any circumstances

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Authoritarian fuckwits making sweeping ultimatums to change typefaces for spurious, racist, and political reasons?

Believe it or not, this has happened before. Perhaps most famously... yes, guess who!

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 month ago

it's more because hitler hated it

Nonetheless, Fraktur typefaces were particularly heavily used during the early years of the Nazi era, when they were initially represented as true German script. In fact, the press was scolded for its frequent use of "Roman characters" under "Jewish influence", and German émigrés were urged to use only "German script".[7] However, Hitler's distaste for Fraktur saw it officially discontinued in 1941 in a Schrifterlass ("edict on script") signed by Martin Bormann, which asserted that it was falsely called "Gothic" and actually consisted of Schwabacher "Jewish letters".[8]

[-] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Funnily enough, the decree banning the use of Schwabacher Judenlettern ("Jew-letters of Schwabach") went out using a Nazi party letter head that was printed in a Fraktur typeface.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No change is too small to waste the time of high level officials to revert out of spite

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jfc. I’m so over this timeline. If Calibri is woke, does that make Comic Sans an enemy of the state? Like what the fuck are we even doing anymore?

[-] manxu@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

As everyone knows, "Sans" is just short for "Satan's!" /s

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Papyrus just got denied its citizenship ceremony and Wingdings keeps getting called a sexual predator by literal pedophiles

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mr. Rubio’s order cited the origins of serif typefaces in Roman antiquity.

So, it's best because it has "Roman" in the name. And if they like "Roman" salutes, clearly they want "Roman" fonts too.

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Microsoft abandoned their Calibri font for Aptos.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Didn't Nazi Germany ban a typefont for silly ideological reasons?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

These idiots will do anything they can to make this world dumber.

[-] chellewalker@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

And now Times New Roman has been ruined for me... what the hell is wrong with this timeline?

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What isn't wrong with this timeline?

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