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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40078064

"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

What in the orphan crushing machine is this shit?!

https://maritime-executive.com/article/bananas-ahoy-as-overboard-containers-wash-ashore

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[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

First of all the daily mail is a shit rag that only publishes ragebait stuff.

Second, the authority in charge of recovery shipwrecked stuff that washes up later clarified that no, they are not going to be arrested.

People should stay away because the local authority needs to clear up, but if you take some and don't impede operations it's ok.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/dec/08/public-urged-to-stay-away-ship-containers-bananas-wash-up-west-sussex

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Better arrest the fish too

[-] RottenHeads@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Probs filled with cocaine

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Can you a'peel the conviction?

[-] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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