‘I Voted for Trump and Now I’m Going Bankrupt’
But you're getting the giant ballroom, a war with Venezuela, and they're finally getting rid of Callibri font.
You losing your entire way of life was a small price to pay for such benefits.
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.
...what's this about Calibri?
Apparently calibri is too woke, so they're reverting to using times new roman for government documents
I first learned how to use computers when Times New Roman was the default font in Word, but I'm not a stunted fuckup with daddy issues so I guess Calibri never bothered me.
But Mark my words, the Conservative of tomorrow will be working fervorously to return to the glory days of when Calibri was their default font, because Conservatives always yearn to return to the days of their youth, when the world wasn't so big and scawey.
Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.
I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he'd harm others but not you...
Three times, actually...
Thrice, even.
What's wrong Mr. Conservative? Government handout not enough for you? Awwww, too bad. Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on avocado toast.
It's only socialism if other people get the help (I'm aware that it's not socialism, but that's what they like to call it).
Well...this is what you voted for.
Hahaha. Well, you voted for pain and suffering, you're getting pain and suffering.
Don't cry, little MAGA. I'm sure some huge agribusiness will buy your farm for pennies on the dollar.
That's Capitalism, right? You wanted the country to be Run Like A Business, yeah? Well this is Survival Of The Fittest, Bucko! You better thank Jesus that you live in the Greatest Place In The World.
They deserve it, but it's still not in our best interest for them to lose assets if they just empower the fascist.
My heart goes out to the poor leopards who are just getting so obese...
Well, at least you won’t own the land you will be buried penniless in.
Get fucked trumper.
Most farmers i know are pro trump, and Canadian. None of the deserve any sympathy. I hope all thier fields are infested with locusts.
On the one hand I agree, on the other hand, I like eating food.
They aren’t growing anything you can eat.
It's either soybeans for Chinese animal feed, or on off years, corn for American animal feed.
He credited his tariff policies for making the aid ~~possible~~ necessary
FIFY, Donald.
Boo fuckin hoo. Maybe think before you vote next time, if you're able.
GET. FUCKED.
Zero sympathy you dumb hypocritical racist fucks. Now you like socialism, eh. Piss off!
He could have just said, "I voted for a slap in the face".
Miami just elected their first Democratic Mayer in nearly 30 years.
Don't take the bait this summer when they modify the 14th amendment.. they absolutely need civil unrest to not lose their majority at this point.
It’s fine when other people suffer, but not when I suffer!!
- people who voted for dumpy
These people have coined so many phrases aimed at hurting liberals. I can't feel bad for these trump voters not one ounce of sympathy for them. They voted this problem they can suffer the consequences.
Don't worry you can sell your land for pennies to make way for the ai data centers
Hell, sell it to JD Vance, surely he won't eat your face.
https://civileats.com/2024/09/18/jd-vance-invested-in-acretrader-heres-why-that-matters/
This is animal abuse.
It's inhumane to forcibly gorge so many leopards.
... sob ... they can only eat so much!!! ... sob ...
“It’s just the stupidity of the whole situation that we’re in this mess. "
Big, if true.
Oh no!
Ain't that juat the way...
Oh no how unfortunate.
yeah you’re dumb
A slap in the face only because they want more of that socialist handout...
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