Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don't think this joke has much potential in its current state.
I know someone with the surname "Ohm." I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.
I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.
I labeled them "BAD-tteries," though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.
I was told you’re not supposed to dump your batteries into a bucket like that
They should probably tape off the contacts to reduce the risk of forming a circuit, yeah.
Believe it or not, this was posted within the last couple of months.
Straight to jail.
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