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[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Breonna Taylor would like a word, but she can't because cops broke into her house unannounced and unidentified and killed her in her sleep.

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

I might have some bad news for you about cops my man

[-] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Officer Smith 👮🏻‍♂️heard a cry for help from behind the window

An MRAP was requisitioned and a tactical breach occurred through the living room

All bodycams were non functional. The rollout of bodycams for the police department has been plagued with technical difficulties since it was announced a decade ago.

We were unable to determine who threw the incendiary grenade into the baby’s crib

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

But they can shoot you uninvited.

[-] a_person@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

They also go away if you shoot them with a silver bullet

[-] ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

There's nothing really stopping them except the barely slight chance of future consequences.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I was once at a house party where the local PD showed up. The host asked if they jad a warrant, then immediately slammed the door in their face. They kicked down the door and he ran out the back.

Within 10 mins, there were about 20 state troopers, with ARs aimed at the 6 local PD officers, forcing them to strip down out of their underwear (to prevent them from hiding any 'illegal objects lockpicka or weapons) and hauling them off in SUVs, while all of us in our late teens watched.

Turns out the host was the nephew of Lt. Colonel of the entire state's state police forces. So when he called in that armed assailants who must be pretending to be local Leo's, since no officer would ever break down a door without a warrant, they were only too happy to respond with full force.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, that's the theory...

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

They can come in if they think they are going into a different home.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Some y'all don't understand American law. Without a warrant, or an active situation of some sort, they cannot come in your home.

Saw a video the other day of a guy talking to the cops on his porch and the second his hand seemingly passed the doorframe they snatched him. The case revolved around whether the man's hand was outside or not. He won.

Don't allow them in, nor go out.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ummm. Good luck with that!

[-] kbal@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry ma'am we have a warrant to suck your blood.

[-] RavenofDespair@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

they can enter if they have a magic scroll

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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