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[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

In most of Europe, probably.

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[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it's what makes Italian sausage shine. I'd be down to try it.

If there's anyone who's gonna fuck this up, it's Oscar Meyer.

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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 years ago

Love the vague meat content ... chicken, pork, beef ... whatever leftovers we have

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.

Edit: Can't spell for good (sorry).

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[-] StalksEveryone@futurology.today 4 points 2 years ago

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

I think sausage made from cow's teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour..

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Whatever isn't okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

It's 4 AM. I've almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look, it's the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s'more.

You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don't deserve bread.

...apple pie and Chevrolet.

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[-] SLGC@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Speaking as a Scandinavian, I'd definitely try this 😂

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

it’s but another thing to put ketchup on

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] StalksEveryone@futurology.today 4 points 2 years ago

you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I could make so many jokes about black wieners here. But this does seem like sacrilege, making hot dogs licorice flavored.

I can't wait until they come out with hot-dog flavored licorice for the 4th of July.

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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago

now if they were made with salmiakki instead …

[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.

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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 years ago

Please, please tell me this isn't real.

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[-] archonet@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

[-] TenderfootGungi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Don't you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I'll be damned if I can't make everyone else abide by it!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I shall tolerate it. Just don't use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it's fine because you didn't see anything).

One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was

The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion's R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company's chairman, he stared in shock, screamed 'WHY', and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.

Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn't laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.

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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

[-] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Horik@artemis.camp 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, officer. This post, right here.

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[-] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

If this is real, I wonder why they didn't just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)

[-] neptune@dmv.social 2 points 2 years ago

It's not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also "black licorice" wouldn't be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.

[-] Pinecone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.

[-] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

NGL, I'd believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.

[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

We've strayed so far.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn't utter revulsion, but instead, "Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween...I bet they'll make fantastic catfish bait."

[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

USA! USA! USA!

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Probably wouldn't be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤢

Hot dogs are bad enough normally... why would you make them worse!

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