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Emphasizing her ability to meet the film industry’s evolving needs, actress Gal Gadot reportedly assured a casting agent Monday that she was more than capable of playing AI roles.

“I’ve been told for years I bring a certain lifelessness to my characters,” said Gadot, who emphasized that she had been honing her ability to deliver an uncanny performance complete with stilted speech, unnatural arm movements, and a total lack of chemistry with other co-stars for her entire career.

“Honestly, when I heard that studios were starting to cast AI actors, I immediately thought, ‘Gal, it’s your time to shine.’ I genuinely believe no one in this town is better equipped to play a role designed for a non-sentient digital entity than I am, and if you want proof, check out Death On The Nile, Snow White, or Wonder Woman 1984.

I was awful in not just one, but all of those movies.” Gadot added that she was also open to AI voice work, noting that her natural cadence already resembled that of text-to-speech software.

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[-] Falafelicious@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

I'm 1 million percent sure AI is a better actor than her. She's possibly the worst actress to ever live. And I've watched Hallmark movies

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

There's probably actually quite a lot to say about a certain tendency towards expressionlessness actors and the popularity of Botox

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