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At those prices, probably (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

What price? I don't see any price for the onions. I see a price for the basil behind them. You wouldn't be posting misleading bullshit for fake internet points, would you OP?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I can't read. I am a dum

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

[-] washbasin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

This is a pretty specific attempt too. Local grocer in Utah? Basil? ONIONS?!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago

The price is putting dirt in your eye.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

4 USD each?? Jaysus!

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 4 points 3 hours ago

That price is for the pots of basil behind the onions,

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It’s a shitty price for either of those items.

Maybe it’s Canadian Dollars…

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

They look like boobs. Censor them.

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