Just a normal, not sleezy, not creepy guy who doesn’t grift for his friends, allow corporations to mass murder people, or veto oversight of people literally stealing from homeless programs.
He’s giving so much BG3 Raphael vibes, but in a “too much of a coward to admit it” way
Hunter Biden, 365 days sober
gruesome just ordered all homeless be put into detention camps indefinitely
The Next President Of The United States Of America
Happy birthday to this future president!
I was irked by this until I remembered "wrong answers only"
Here's Johnny!
"It's so funny that you bring up AIPAC, it's just so funny. I just haven't thought about AIPAC in like, years. It's so strange and funny."
"Let's see Paul Allen's card"
Hey kids you ever seen a one eyed snake?
a human
When your weird uncle tells you the dumbest joke ever at a family gathering, and you don't want to ruin the mood so you try to pretend it's funny.
photoed: not-gruesome gavin
featherless biped
Tucker who's your favorite person?
I'm already getting chills from the reboot of The Shining.
mmmm good one 
"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!... Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!"
Alt-art version of Max Headroom
Donald Trump jr
"I'm truly sorry I went on all those shitty podcasts and I promise I will do better. I'm going to be a candidate worthy of your vote for president."
Jordan Kleppper
Idk if that is an insult to Jordan or praise for his ability to get into characters
I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. -GCN
Isnt that geoff keighley?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
