Does he think he is The King? : unitedkingdom

[-] deHaga@feddit.uk 32 points 6 days ago

King of the cunts

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

King of the bellends

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 5 days ago

Hear ye! Hear ye! His royal majesty King of the Bellends, Lord of the Turd, the Protector of the Nonces, King Nigel “Puke Stain” Farage.

[-] joe.archer@piefed.social 22 points 6 days ago

Unless it consists of him repeatedly saying "I'm a cunt", I'm not watching that.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

There's a clip of him doing the 6-7 meme

[-] siha@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

For god's sake, you can't say that and then not link it!

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

a PUTIN puppet is speaking.

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

The fucking praying photo too.

British is far removed from religion, but even the biggest gullible cunt out there wouldn't believe Farage to be religious.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

basically an american style politician

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago

Oh hey it is the turd that does not flush coming back to visit us in Christmas

[-] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Do you think you're the king? What's with that profile pic? 😂

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

We're all relatively anonymous on Lemmy. He might literally be the king.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

I am The King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Your majesty! That's exactly what King Nelson Mbgawa of Sudan said yesterday! It's funny how you Royals can be so careless at times!

I will of course arrange the transfer as soon as possible, and might I add, what a great honour to do so.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧

I will give you a nighthood (we have a spare one after my silly brother went to the virgin islands)

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I know I'm definitely that person I'm titled as.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I have no reason to doubt you, actual Jaden Smith.

However, I must admit that my username is actually a pseudonym.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 5 days ago

We also had Margot Robbie.

[-] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 9 points 6 days ago

traitorous twat

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"How do you pronounce FARAGE"?
"FAR-RIGHT"

[-] apis@beehaw.org 1 points 4 days ago

Farr-idge, to rhyme with smidge, and redolent of garbage.

[-] Sunshine@piefed.ca 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He is a stupid colonial wannabe.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago

I mean yeah but that's not how you pronounce it

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

C-U-N-T

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

That's how you spell it, not how you pronounce it.

[-] newtraditionalists@beehaw.org 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is super reductive and I know there are a lot of serious issues at play here....but has anyone told him how ugly he is? Being ugly is totally fine. But these people are so obsessed with image, I think calling him ugly might disarm him. Like, if we just call them ugly at every opportunity they would just melt.

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

Moquette de wetherspoons sent me haha, very good.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

i.e he is like a turd that won't flush

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago

Polanski is doing one as well, but at the same time as the King's Speech. This is apparently just a feature of British politics now.

https://youtu.be/lopMMkz0law

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

Sadly, I know you're posting this in defence of the king and not out of disgust for fuhrage.

[-] Sunshine@piefed.ca 10 points 6 days ago

Zack Polanski needs to defeat this wanker already!

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

Hypnotise him, give him boobs and denounce him as trans?

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I didn’t vote him.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

He's just an mp of clacton

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

-sigh-

…”you don’t vote for kings”

[+] Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk -43 points 6 days ago

Merry Christmas to you all and a Happy New Year.

That is just a fun and good video. Nigel Farage is a better leader than Keir Stalin and whoever that diversity higher black woman is running the so-called Conservative Party.

If you want proper and good changes vote for ReformUK.

https://youtu.be/dbKVYtcDBS4

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Does being a delusional racist twat come easy to you or did you have to practice?

[-] Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk -4 points 6 days ago

https://x.com/i/status/1808082874240778598

[+] Centurion_Fox@feddit.uk -10 points 6 days ago

If a Reform is such a racist party then why do reform have non-white members in the party and non-white people vote for ReformUK too?

That's why the left wing is losing because the left wing just calls everyone racist, nazis and fascists, who disagrees with them all the time.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

"Im not racist. I have a black friend"

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

We can't be racist if we have a token negro!

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You have to love how OP first calls Kemi Badenoch "whoever that diversity hire black woman is" and then attempts to structure a progressive sentence that only ends up being even more racist.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

What is reform's position on letting british citizens with non-british spouses bring their spouse into the country?

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

It's the same as having kids who don't speak English as their first language, or having an EU passport so they have access to all the opportunities and freedoms that provides:

It's a privilege reserved for members of the Inner Party only and will not be tolerated amongst the Proles.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago

That's literally the current government policy

[-] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’ve given you an upvote, only because I’d like to encourage a diversity of opinions here.

But can I ask you some questions:

Does Farage’s connections to Russian money concern you?
Do you genuinely believe Farage cares or understand everyday people’s concerns and situation?
What changes is it you seek that you feel only Reform will deliver?

Cheers

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

lol what. Keir Stalin is an apt name but he is only a seat warmer for Nigel Farage. Nigel Farage is everything Starmer is plus a scammer. I wouldn't be surprised if he started his own digital coin if he ever became prime minister.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/04/nigel-farage-reform-uk-donation-brexit-party-christopher-harborne-crypto-uk-politics

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/30/how-nigel-farage-became-a-cryptocurrency-convert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXM3SKzwA6U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwo_8cS1Nw

This guy literally played in ads for cryptocurrencies and you believe he cares about the everyday folk? Morelike he cares about swindling their pockets or letting other people swindle their pockets so that he gets political power. Not surprised Elon Musk appears in his rallies.

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