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submitted 6 days ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

“Oh William, you are so funny!” “Darling, do have another piece of cheese.” “Don’t lick the fucking camera lens.”

How can anybody be so far up their arse to think it’s a good idea to push this nonsense out.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

Looks like PE requirements have gone up a bit, seeming that being an olympian is not sufficient.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 22 points 4 weeks ago

Fake! The spine is not going to carry weight.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago

he had entered the city centre to collect a takeaway

That’s one expensive takeway. I hope it was tasty.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

Most definitely! But maybe not in the way people would want.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago

This happens easily for big successful organisations. Over decades a strong culture aligned with how they succeed forms. Once the market changes requiring a culture change, a seemingly invincible company suddenly stumbles. They simply can’t respond even if they what they should change.

Ex. Rolls Royce CEO stated this phenomenon well: culture eats strategy for breakfast.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 90 points 2 months ago

Remember when email was useful? I remember when it was magical!

Time for a story from the ancient times. I had this idea and asked my professor for advice. He said he knew a person on the other side of the world who would know all about it. “This is his ‘email’ address.”

I had never heard about ‘email’ so I needed to learn what it was and how to send one. I wrote my message and off it went. The very next morning I had a reply. One of the best experts on a topic I was keen about had shared their thoughts from the other side of the world, just like that.

In that time, a long time ago as you’ll appreciate, that interaction was magical.

In an instant I understood the power of the Usenet. A while later and with a couple of additional protocols they started calling that the Internet.

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submitted 3 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

Sunak comes across like the prat he is. “Labor will raise taxes by £2,000 for everybody” regardless of the question. Talking over all the time, not listening to the moderator. Appalling creature. Starmer sympathises a lot with people asking questions without answering them. Skating around or just plainly ignoring questions all the time. I can’t watch this shit a minute longer.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 26 points 3 months ago

I switched to Tidal a few weeks ago, primarily because of lossless streaming, but also fuck Spotify for your price hikes. Not going back.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 20 points 4 months ago

I give the Tories this: they leave nobody under false impressions about what they stand for. Keep the ground rent racket going, homelessness must be a crime, being sick is no reason to skip work, mental health issues are just life’s normal ups and downs, ad infinitum. Quite charming, aren’t they.

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submitted 6 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

…how bloody old are you?

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 22 points 6 months ago

The story of Nokia the company is long and meandering. Its roots go back to late 1860’s in the town of Nokia in Southern Finland, near the city of Tampere, from where they’ve gone through all sorts of businesses, including rubber boots and industrial capacitors to name just two. You might even find an old Nokia TV knocking about. The mobile handsets phase was in some sense but a blip in the story, although a spectacular one. I’m sure they’ll keep going in one way or another for a fair while still.

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submitted 9 months ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

Lamb, rosemary and garlic is a match made in heaven. The only thing to do now is wait for several hours, and perhaps down a glass or three of red.

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 10 months ago

I have seen that pose before!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 16 points 10 months ago

Here are Myles and Ronnie.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/foodporn@lemmy.world

On Friday we got our annual treat: half a lamb from a farm near us. We made rosemary, chilli and garlic butter, roast potatoes, cavolo nero, cauliflower and carrots with lamb chops. The chops are as fresh and tasty as can be, simply great!

[-] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

A magical moment that is! We had a rescue cat that took over two years before she came to my lap.

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The history of computers and software is full of nerdy and obscure jokes well beyond the caricatures of exiting vim. Complier compiler (explain that to most people!) to yet another compiler compiler to bison is one of those.

What are your favourite obscure computer nerd jokes?

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submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

We heard on the radio today about a somebody who’s named their dogs after rock stars. We’ve been at it too. We had Lzzy and Slash in aquarium and now we have dogs called Myles (Kennedy) and Ronnie (James Dio). How do you name your pets?

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submitted 1 year ago by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

I heard today a hilarious story about a person trolling an ebay seller. The item was listed with a £10 target price, which the person thought was not going to be offered, so made an offer of £5. The seller replied with £7.50. Okey then, my offer is now £4.50. The item did not sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £3.50. The item did jot sell. The following week the item was listed again. The person offered £2.50. The item did jot sell. At £1.50 the seller was becoming rather upset about this approach. What was the reply, you might ask. “See you next week.”

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Heinz bean getting a lot of free advertising lately.

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