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Whats the best use for 75 dollars?
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Safe bet is corn
Who is that in the image? whats the story behind this image?
That’s a man that used to have $75. Now he has corn.
I’d be rolling in that shit like I was Scrooge McDuck.
If you're from the Midwest, that's how you get cornbred.
Corn bed
It's probably a hunter leaving bait for deer or something. Hence the orange getup.
Buy as many stick on googly eyes as you can and put them on everything you see
Waymond?
2rocks and a handy
Whatever you spend it on, may I make a suggestion, if you have a little extra money yourself? Spend the gift card money, yes: buy something you'll enjoy, share that joy with the people who got it for you, let them see how happy they've made you.
Then take the card that the giftcard came in, put in $75 cash, and put it in a special place. Do that every time someone gives you money or a giftcard. As I've gotten older, a lot of the people in my life have died, gotten ill, or moved away. Sometimes, when I'm feeling sad or depressed, I'll go to my little drawer of cards and pull one out at random. I'll re-read the message, and think about the person and the love that we shared at that time, and I'll take the money and do something special for myself, to cheer myself up a bit.
Then sometime in the next few days, I'll get the same amount of cash from the bank, put it in the envelope, and replace it in my stash: the caring we felt for each other at that time was true (regardless of how things eventually turned out), so the cards give me a little emotional boost and the cash lets me do something for myself that I'd normally not spend money on. It helps me feel better, even if only for a little time.
[I'll also be honest and say that sometimes I've run out of money, and something will twinge and I'll remember I have this little stash of cash, and having that has helped me get through some slightly tough times. But I always put the money back in the cards when I can afford it.]
That's really beautiful.
In the humble words of Bender B Rodriguez, you could buy one 75.00 hookerbot or seventy-five 1.00 hookerbots.
Use it for whatever will bring you the most pleasure.
How to wisely use $75.
Step 1) Send it to me.
There is no step 2.
$75 might get you a power washer or a lawn mower, maybe a snowblower depending on your area. Could make that money back real quick if you have a little charisma.
Invest it.
If you (or your parents) like to cook, you could get some choice steaks (or other high-end ingredients) and make a nice meal that the whole family can enjoy.
Could also get a nice game controller if you're into video games. Most first-party controllers seem to cost about $70-$80 these days.
I dunno what the "smart" thing to do with $75 would be; $75 isn't a whole lot of money in the grand scheme of things so investing it wouldn't exactly pay dividends any time soon. Maybe buy 1GB of DDR5 RAM and in a year it might be worth $75,000 if the market continues its current trend.
Classic Lemmy answer. RAM and steaks.
you could get some choice steaks (or other high-end ingredients)
That's hilarious because this saver was gonna say, "Chickpeas. Lots of chickpeas."
Give it to your parents for taking good care of you.
Have ok dinner somewhere? $75 won't get you to a good place. But it may get you into an ok one.
Where the hell do you live where $75 doesn't get you a great meal for 1 person?
A civilised country.
I did focus groups and surveys for money. I often would just stock up on toiletries from Amazon when I had gift cards. That shit is expensive so it lets my grocery budget breathe.
Food bank?
One gallon of gas.
A nice butt plug ☺️
To be fair, good silicone stuff basically lasts forever. BIFL butt plug time?
Oxballs and Squarepeg Toys make some high quality silicone toys. Njoy does stainless steel, pricey but worth it. I just bought a couple of glass ones from Luscious playthings; well made with high quality glass.
This person butt plugs.
An HOKC Finka-C is almost exactly $75 on Amazon right now.
Apropos of nothing, really.
I had no idea what I was getting into when I clicked that link, but it was a fun read and a really pretty knife.
You're advising a young man to buy a combat grade knife? For what? If it would be utility there are so many other good options such as decent multi-tools in that price range. So that leaves defense. But a knife for defense needs serious training or otherwise any situation is quickly dangerously escalated by drawing a knife like that. There are more productive ways of spending 75.
Cripes, this argument again. Give it a rest already, people.
I don't know about you but I've never used mine for combat and I'm unlikely to be in a position to try. Despite the inherent ridiculousness I do occasionally EDC mine, but mostly I use it as a folding camp knife.
There are oodles of other perfectly cromulent knives to recommend, of course (just ask me how I know!) but I zeroed in on this one for the sheer perversity of its selling price being near enough to precisely OP's available figure.
If you're going to be that way about it, might I recommend a Leatherman Skeletool which is also currently about $75.
I have a couple of these. It is a good stabber for the money.
if your into coffee, a cheap carafe or french press is really good. depends what you want to use it on?
Depends on your priorities and needs, but 75 dollars should cover most of the bill if visiting a nice-ish restaurant
This makes me sad. About 15 years ago we could go out as a family of 4 to a nice-ish restaurant for just entrees for just under $50 before tip.
Inflation is 88 percent since y2k. Excited for a 50k a year job out of college in the year 2000? That's 90k now. 7.25 minimum wage from 2000? Should be at least 13 now. It isn't, should be.
People are alway "oh, money doesn't go as far as it used to", but they don't get how dramatic it is.
Sell it, or buy and return items to make cash, invest it.
Can i have a example of some of the investments you said? are you saying i start something like a ebay?
For investment, something like fxaix (Fidelity 500 index) or vti (Vanguard Total). You need a brokerage account. $75 might be too little to seed an account, depending on the company. Schwab, Vanguard, Fidelity, Robin Hood.
Don't buy a single company, don't by meme stocks, don't buy a mutual fund with high expense ratio, don't buy "money market fund" or similar.
Buy Bitcoin.
Better to wait a year or two for the current cycle to hit it's low. Or just DCA.
I'd always recommend DCA.
What's DCA?
Dollar Cost Averaging, where you invest a fixed amount on a regular basis, regardless of the value for something.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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