Santa's sleigh has a warp drive which creates a warp bubble around the sleigh and the reindeer, which allows him to fold space time, this is the magic that enables him to deliver all those presents in one night.
Santa superpostion.
Localized time dilation of course!
Parts of Santa's narrative were adopted by colonists in New York, which blended St Nicholas and stories around Odin. Odin from Greek Mythology was known to fly around on a horse, knew who was good or bad, and at times had presents. In New York at some point, this all changed and a prior diety type figure in Odin became commercialized. The white horse became reindeer. Santa eventually adopted Coca-Cola's colors and the commercialization and rebooting of Odin was complete. Thanks for reading.
All in due time, it is silly to put so much value on one or a few days. Every day can be Christmas when we treat each other well. Good will come to those who deserve, time will tell.
Imagine sniffing your own farts this much
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