Be phone engineer

Finally manufacture one-atom thick phone

The screen is nearly entirely invisible due to its thinness

You can't tap it anywhere or it immediately breaks into a million crumbs like filo dough

The components had to be spread over a 200 square meter sheet to fit all their atoms side by side

Present product to the board, instantly promoted to CEO

Product releases

Everyone buys the waferphone

"It's so thin" say consumers

"Unparalleled convenience and an incredible feat of engineering" say reviewers

Third parties begin selling titanium insulation sheetcases to protect your waferphone

Too big and heavy to take outside, everyone stores their waferphones underground at waferlockers

All phones are now completely inaccessible remotely or physically

Technological nirvana attained at last

I was actually looking at foldable phones a few weeks back, seems like 2 screens isn’t enough to make a difference, but 3 screens are. It’s either I get that or a foldable 1 screen phone (like a flip phone).

On another note, after Tim apple bribed Trump with a gold ball I’ve decided to no longer buy apple products again. And it’s kind of a big deal because I’ve had iPhones since 2008.

Two iPhone Airs sticked together for the price of two and a half. Great job 👏

Assuming he's right (and boy, being sued by apple is a huge boost to his credibility), they're keeping the stupid camera bump thing from the air???

Breakthrough technology, never seen before in the mobile market. Apple, like always, surprises the word with the latest never seen before tech that will become mainstream in the near future, thanks to apple and its affordable pricing for everyday customers.

Now just slap that 2,5-3k RRP on the device and let it sell out in.

I would like a feature where you fold an iphone into a linux phone.

It too late for this product to succeed. If it isn’t absolutely perfect, it won’t matter that it’s great. It took so long to get here the public has unrealistic expectations now.

Meanwhile, the techbros and pretty much poisoned consumer electronics and everyone is looking for a way to jump ship.

I think we are going to see Linux phones get sales like the iPhone air did this year, which weren’t great for Apple but mean something very different for competition.

That is literally a Pixel Fold

There are a few people that Apple would love to delete from the face of the planet.

Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman, who’s consistently divulging Apple’s plans, is one. TF International Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, who is always sharing information based on his supply chain checks, is high up on the list, too.

Apple uses Gurman for controlled leaks to build hype. He hasn’t been sued yet.

But YouTuber Jon Prosser is public enemy number one that Apple is trying to truly silence. And for good reason: the man who Apple sued in July for leaking iOS 26 and Liquid Glass keeps spoiling Apple’s unreleased products with high-quality 3D renders in his videos

Now Prosser, Apple definitely doesn’t use him for leaks since he is being sued. He’s just an idiot.

I like the idea of a foldable phone but what I really want is a phone that folds enough to fit in my women’s pants pockets.

iPhones are too locked down for the hardware they have. I’m writing this on an iPhone 15 …

The foldable I like the most I’ve seen are the Motorola razrs. That’s vertical. The best fat foldables are going to be Android because of all the video game emulators for Android

I mean, do they even have a case against them? It's not like they stole the information, or signed a contract with Apple.

Also, fuck Apple, and Google, and the rest of them. If they can't keep a lid on their "secrets", that's on them.

I'm focusing on the lawsuit part, because IDGAF about new phones.

A 5.5” screen is way too small to be worth it. If this costs more than an an iPad + iPhone Pro, this thing is gonna flop more than the Vision Pro did.

The biggest problem with these is the price. Apple wants us on a two year upgrade cycle but these phones are $1500-2000. That’s insane.

As if a foldable mobile was some kind of industry super secret anyway. Apple is a joke.

As with all hyped leaks- I’ll believe it when I see it.