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Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice
(sh.itjust.works)
One day blinding stew.
stew that blinds for one day
feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day
Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day
Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.
Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.
Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow
"Popular Crowd" hobbies
Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty
My parents did that with my sisters.
Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.
anon dreamt this up while masturbating
On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!
it does indeed scream incel
Was it the green text that gave it away?
Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.
Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?
Edit: The BOYS are 18
When you turn 18 you're normally 18.
It's a miracle of modern technology.
Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added
You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.
The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.
But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.
I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy
Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman
Gay: reasons
Suicide is gay
"Always remember, son: Dying is gay!"
~ Soldier TF2
Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds
It brings on many changes
And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases
No
It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.
Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics
One day blinding stew might do the trick
I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what's needed here.
'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.
Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?
First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time
That's kind of concerning for you.
Yeah. Breath strips help.
They are all fake.
Didn't happen.
I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan
send her to fat camp
Straight to jail
this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2025
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