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ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
(thehardtimes.net)
Oh dammit I ate it
Brilliant!
Hats off!
You sons of biches! Dude! I was drinking water! Could you guys just chill it with the jokes when I'm in the middle of drinking water? Imagine if it had been soda! Just imagine! Have you ever been drinking soda and then some asshole comes along and cracks a joke on you? I don't mean a funny cat on the internet joke. I mean a Richard Prior George Carling had a baby joke. Yeah! You'd loose your mind with soda up your sinuses.
It hurts! Man! It really does.
No! The funiying will continue.
God Dammit! I started the same article this morning, just finished it! 🤣
I was about to go link this in your comment thread, validation at least haha
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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