Thankfully I'll never do that again. At least not until next week.
And by next week, I mean tomorrow, because it's Sunday.
And by tomorrow I mean in 40 minutes because New Zealand or something.
I love chicken wings, but butter + hot sauce does not sit well inside me.
Same. My older brother gives me hell for not eating spicy wings and ordering mild when he's ordering atomic volcano or whatever. In like "dude, my intestines cannot tolerate that. I will wake up at 3:00AM in pain." He doesn't believe me.
You gotta iocaine powder your way to tolerance. Also helpful eat a banana beforehand. Drinking a cup of milk helps too when you’re developing tolerance.

this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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