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The way I know this is satire is that Maduros wife is way to old for trump.
The way I know this is satire is that Maduros wife is way to old for trump.
Also, Trump has probably already pre-ordered his next wife considering how old the current one is... she hardly looks like his daughter anymore.
That’s the chance you take when marrying a pedo.
More believable if he took their daughter
The Onion was falling behind reality recently, but this is pretty good. It's not easy finding that line between almost believable and clearly satire.
So, after he's cleared out all of her assets.
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