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[-] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hard to bite this onion; they're all obviously too old for him

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ew.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't be surprised if this was true

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