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(Washington DC) As anger stretches across parts of the US from the murder of Renee Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross, comparisons to the failed rule of Benito Mussolini, the fascist dictator of Italy in World War 2, are beginning to surface around the internet. This is drawing anger from the White House, which insists Hitler is a much better comparison.

“The president is a strong leader with a strong military and fanatical supporters,” said press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Friday. “Much like Hitler, he is rounding up people who disagree with our policies, and starting conflicts to expand our territory.” Leavitt refused points from reporters that Mussolini did the same things, and insisted that Benito Mussolini sounded more like a pasta dish than a description of the president. “I would eat Mussolini all day if you offered.”

Trump also seemed angry at the comparison. At a golf game celebrating his 300th day golfing since reelection, he reacted strongly to questions from reporters. “Definitely Hitler,” he said. “Strong. Not the other guy. You just have to wait for our plan for trans people, you’ll get it. Ask the Jews, they know.” He refused to elaborate further.

Supporters say they’re alarmed by the comparisons to a weaker strongman. “It’s Hitler or nothing,” said one supporter, who asked not to be named due to his employment by ICE. “The comparison to Hitler is what got a lot of us onboard in the first place. I wish I knew who said it, I could just shoot someone right now.” That concern seems common to many republicans. Leo Sturbgetter, a cow detangler in central Kentucky, said, “I only back a winner. If he’s. Mussolini, we have the same backbone and ethics as the Italians did.”

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

I was having a goddamn heart attack reading this lol got me

[-] EtherTide@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

It was just for a pico second, but I ate the headline XD

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you research Mussolini and sexual depravity, Leavitt’s comment takes a hoe new dimension….

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ I ate the onion so hard on this one. I was ready to throw up.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Man, this regime is making the Onion's job harder than ever...

And I don't know... Mussolini basically became Hitlers bitch by the second half of WWII and Hitler made fascism what it is today. Hitler took everything that Mussolini did with fascism and made it more efficient and better suited for his purposes, at least in the beginning. Trump isn't doing anything like that. He's just copying other authoritarians and doing a slapped ass job in the process. If anything, Hitler would be disappointed with Trump on how ennificent he is.

[-] A_A@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

Without the link, it's hard to be sure this is from the satirical journal "The Onion".

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

Since I write these, does that count as a double?

These are Lemmy originals, I only put them here.

[-] A_A@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This changes my perspective so :
1- Congratulations for your writing, yes you have double the merits and more, also,
2- i read other comments and no users seems to know you are the author, so they don't know that it was not from a journal. Finally,
3- maybe, please, write in your futures posts, whenever you do this again, that you are the author 😄

PS (post scriptum) :
i just noticed the flag you put in the title and understand that [OC] has the meaning of ... original content, 😯

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The whole Venezuela thing advocates for US State-run capitalism...which is as far left as left can be (imnsho)....

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

No. Any-run Capitalism, is still Capitalism. That's not "left"...it's just Capitalism pretending to be Socialism.

More specifically, it's crony-Capitalism. When the Capitalists have completely captured governmental agencies and processes in order to institutionalize the extraction of wealth from the working class.

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