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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 minutes ago

can I please have a sandwich

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)

Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?

[-] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

who let the dogs out?

[-] addiks@feddit.org 5 points 8 hours ago

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

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[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 8 points 16 hours ago

Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?

Type a pair amount of character if yes, or an impair amount if no.

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

Fwiw, it's "even" and "odd" in english

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

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[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 6 points 17 hours ago

What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

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[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 5 points 6 hours ago

Thank you, very wise.

[-] Sudomeapizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 18 hours ago

Should I go into work tomorrow?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

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[-] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Why don't we fly to the sun at night?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

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[-] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Understood. Thanks a Lot!

[-] human@slrpnk.net 65 points 1 day ago

What's the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 day ago

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 22 points 1 day ago

"hold nose, jab bleach"

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 day ago

What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 day ago

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[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago

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[-] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago

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[-] generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

Ahh...so you're doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.

[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago

How do I get rid of this hangover?

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago

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