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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
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[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Alright you sonofabitch we know you know that fat bastard that's been breaking into people's houses through the chimney leaving presents and eating their cookies! Give him up! This is capitalism, no one can just give stuff away or get free cookies on my watch!!"

[-] Woad@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

If it's anything like the deer where I live they fucking had it coming. Bastards kept trying to steal my pumpkins on Hallowe'en and they break my compost bin trying to get at the delicious banana peels. Oh. and I chased one around for half an hour because it got a tomato cage stuck around it's neck like a fashion accessory — and I wanted my goddamn tomato cage back.

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 3 points 2 weeks ago

/s ?

Sorry to have to ask.

[-] Woad@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Nope. Deer are vegan dogs.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

STOP RESISTING

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This would be the profile picture of the coolest Appalachian you know. And the cop who keeps arresting them

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just some psychopaths playing with the corpse of an animal, nothing to see here.

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