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Juan Guiado in shambles
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Guys I think I don't like this dude
wow trump derangement syndrome much?
Damn, I forgot geopolitics was a game of capture the flag.
he stole maduro. that means he gets to wear his clothes and kiss his sons and sit on his chairs. those are the rules.
Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found
<WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was prepared to remain in the role for as long as necessary, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that he would marry Venezuelan first lady Cilia Adela Flores de Maduro. “Until we can find a suitable long-term replacement, I’ll be married to Mrs. Maduro,” Trump said in a news conference in which he repeatedly insisted his position as Flores de Maduro’s temporary spouse would not interfere with his current obligations to Melania Trump. “Cilia is a woman with tremendous potential who’s been hampered for too long because of a corrupt and illegitimate husband. So I’m going to step in as her dearly beloved for the foreseeable future while we figure out a way to give her a proper wedding day.” Trump added that his planned honeymoon with the Venezuelan first lady would not cost the American taxpayer “a single cent” because of the involvement of domestic oil companies.
Didn't trump say something about Guaido's wife
or maybe it was some other DC rube involved at the time
maybe it was Jeb or rubio
that means he gets to wear his clothes
he's not powerful enough to don the drip
Tag I'm it. (and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. The president of Venezuela)
"ReTruths" fills me with a rage I haven't felt since I was 3 and my older sister took my ice cream. Deep. Primordial. The worst thing I'd ever experienced(at the time)
1984 ministry of truth shit, but yeah you're supposed to think anything Orwellian has to deal with trans people.
He doesn't even speak Venezuelan
I think you mean Vuvuzelan. 
I think you mean Spanish, unless we mean indigenous language which would be Wayuu.
I think it’s a joke no?
Oh, maybe? I do not know now lol
It's his turn god damn it, how much more does he need to suffer?! 
madruoism with trumpist characteristics. the bolivarian revolution lives on
Trump is on a quest to unite all American presidencies
Seriously what the fuck is even going on this january
How many of the memes that get posted to his account do you think he would actually understand?
Is this because the acting Venezualian president isn’t allowed to give her peace prize to him?
I don't think the racist misogynist Trump would have liked Machado irrespective of Nobel Prize status.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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