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Apparently the US Department of ~~Defense~~War thinks that they can order non-US citizens not resident in the USA to cease and desist from mailing things.

Uh…

Hilarity of the items involved aside, the gall of the US military postal service to give orders to civilians not under their command and not even of their nation is shocking.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 103 points 5 days ago

This is squarely on the military personnel ordering buttplugs to their work address.

If you did that anywhere else you'd get in trouble.

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago

They practically only have a work address when they're overseas. In some cases it's literally the only way to get things sent to you. Why anyone knows or cares is another question entirely.

[-] PhoenixDog@piefed.ca 34 points 5 days ago

Because as a queer bisexual man, I can assure you republicans care more about the genitals of other people than we do.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

they are quite obsessed with gay sex, and trans people.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago

And they have the search history to prove it

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

And the DoSing of Grindr to prove it.

[-] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I read a previous article about this: importing any sex toys (including butt plugs, but they get the headline because the Republicans in power being squeamish about the existence of gay soldiers) are illegal in the country where they are stationed, so they're getting seized by customs and it's awkward since their soldiers are violating local laws.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 12 points 4 days ago

This is to their home address. Where do you think they live?

[-] stealth_cookies@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago

My initial thought was that this is an attempt at a prank (not a very good one) between two military members.

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Why do you think it isn't a good prank?

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 days ago

Too much of a pain in the ass.

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[-] stealth_cookies@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Its somewhat homophobic in a "Hurr Durr, you are gay and like to take it up the butt" way. Plus the general stigma around men using sex toys.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

Why would I get in trouble for shipping myself something to my work address?

Lots of cities have porch pirates, so shipping to work is done commonly.

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[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If I recall correctly this was more an amusing story of troops stationed in a country where these items were illegal ordering these things to the base and the military trying to remind people to respect local laws. This is probably more about the military not wanting a diplomatic incident with the host country than them morality policing themselves. Reminding a business to not ship items to a country where those items are illegal seems a pretty reasonable thing. For now the US military doesn't care if you order butt plugs to the base, they care if you bring butt plugs into a country where they are illegal.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah because the US is really big on respecting local laws and not causing international incidents. I'm sure a quick perusal of current and historical headlines will reaffirm this stands.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It’s a very US thing to do, that, blaming the adult store instead of or alongside their soldiers.

[-] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

What B's Americans never care about local laws.

[-] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

She should mail a bunch of butt plugs to the Pentagon.

[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In some fairness it sounds like the Kingdom of Bahrain are the weird ones here. But still, it sounds like all other arguments aside, she has no way of knowing if a soldier is any particular place. So asking her to stop sending to soldiers in that region is kind of pointless.

[-] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Everyone in the Trump admin needs a butt plug, given how full of shit they are

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Why do you think it spews out their mouths?

[-] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Great we are going to get huge tariffs on butt plugs.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago

Would you pay out the ass for things that go in the ass?

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago
[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Finally, an issue we can get behind!

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[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

It's pretty standard for American commenters on social media to unthinkingly assume that American law is somehow "universal." I guess that's the level that the American government in general has descended to at this point.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Yeah, you see stories of Americans in foreign countries being detained or arrested and they are like "I know my rights" LOL. Clearly you don't.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

You also see Canadians citing their First Amendment right to free speech, which is always amusing.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

It's like one of my idiot friends who keeps going on about "the feds". The feds in question apparently operate in North Yorkshire. Personally I'm sceptical.

[-] charles@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I know this isn't what they're doing at all, but I like to think they're actually referring to the first amendment of our constitution. I find it comical to think they're that passionate about either the establishment of Manitoba (technically the first amendment) or strengthening Indigenous peoples' rights (first amendment after 1982 when we achieved full sovereignty).

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

Next time you hear it, you should respond with something like, "Hell yeah, respect to the First Nations."

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Apparently the US Department of ~~Defense~~War

You had it right the first time.

Congress hasn't made the name change official.

It's not legally changed just because Trump waved his magic ~~wand~~ sharpie and wished it to change.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

To be fair, department of war is far more accurate a name.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

In some ways it's a bit of a shame that he lacks self-awareness. If he knew what he was doing he could have renamed the press department to be the Department Of Truth and gone all in on the Draconian.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Sounds like Secretary Kegseth doesn't have enough things to do.

Ah so it's not just the department of war it's also Bahrain's backwards laws, and the US is obligated to do this any time shit gets sent back I guess.

It's really silly since she even says they have no idea where it's going when they ship to soliders.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

They really shouldn't have made such a big deal out of it because now it's going to definitely happen more often.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

The store was in Canada, so DOW can just fuck off, eh, please.

[-] tehsillz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

War on Buttplugs?

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Willing to bet over half of those orders are gag gifts

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 30 points 5 days ago

That's a bad idea; Using a buttplug as a gag could leave you with a bad taste in the mouth.

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[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

You sound like someone who has never tried butt stuff.

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