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[-] limer@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Picture meets expectations

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 months ago

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Not me, I'm a Boltzmann brain. I just showed up.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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