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[-] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 3 days ago

At least there's only 2/3rds of a white house to burn down this time.

[-] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dare you! Triple doggy dare you tbh

[-] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago

I hope we don't burn it down, it's such a pretty building. It's already been damaged enough by the megalomaniac.

I'd be OK if we just turned it into a Spirit Halloween for a season or something.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Eh, it’s really not that cool and ultimately is just a weeb’s (roman style) idea of what a parliament building should look like. A rip-off of a rip-off. That’s not even me being bitter about recent events, I remember not even knowing enough to hate the US and visiting DC in highschool and I just could not care less.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

We probably should burn it down with how awful he's made the interior look with all that Temu gold plating and crap.

Burn it down so they can start fresh. You're never gonna get the Trump stank out of there.

[-] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

burn it to the ground and start fresh with a better system

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't put it past them to decide fuses are "woke" or some shit and it burns down on its own.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

The SS won’t let OSHA inspect the job site and it burns down when a contractor leaves a kerosene heater pointed at a barrel of acetone.

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 40 points 3 days ago

Canada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world.

They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology!

-Candian Bacon movie

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

And maple syrup to slow down invaders.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

:: Flashbacks of the Boston Molasses Disaster ::

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

"surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto"

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

That only works if said by someone who isn't from the area.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 days ago

I'm gonna give Canada a free pass on any war crimes they commit this time

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago

Canadians dusting off the old checklist.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[-] cynar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Remember, it's not a war crime the first time!

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

That checklist is due for an update.

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[-] MooseWinooski@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago

Oh boy, here I go war criming again.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago

We are quite good at them. We're historically unstoppable when we get let loose against fascists and will do anything we can think of to be as mean as possible.

[-] Reannlegge@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

New war crimes are added every time Canada is tested so yeah we will be fine about those old ones.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

War crimes aren't cool, it doesn't matter how mad we all are.

It's awful that this is so upvoted.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago

It's OK.

The regime doesn't recognize international laws.

So, we play Calvin ball.

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[-] RaskolnikovsAxe@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You're going to have a hard time convincing Canadians living in an occupied country, whose main weapon is being able to hide in plain sight and deceive the enemy, or hop over the border and enact retribution on soft targets, that they must fight fair and just allow themselves to be occupied by the stronger aggressor.

Some war crimes like perfidy and indiscriminate killing will definitely happen in such a situation, and understandably so.

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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 19 points 3 days ago

Europe, Canada, and Latin America against US.

[-] saimen@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

US, Russia and Israel. Rest of the world will also (have to) take sides. Only China will stay neutral until it turns the tides at some point being the big winner of it all (similar to the US in WWII).

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 days ago

i can't find this one on my bingo card

anyone else have it

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago

Canada is a member of nato

So if a nato country is attacked…

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

Oof. Imagine Article 4'ing yourself.

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

As a general rule if you see a headline from the Express you can assume it to be at best tangentially connected to reality.

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