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[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Do I read this right? That comic is from 2011?

[-] bitcrafter@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago
[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

No skepticism, only surprise at how that was so long before the AI epidemic.

[-] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

Machine learning and "self evolving" code has been around for a long time. It's just... Mainstream now, I guess.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Back when I was in college I took a computer engineering class around 2010 I think with a professor who had done CPU design at one of the big chip manufacturers. He had a story about how no human knows how they work anymore because they'll do the designs, then feed them through some optimization algorithm thing before the fabrication. Then when they would evaluate the chip they'd find that it was behaving in completely unexpected ways due to the optimization finding crazy efficient but unintuitive (to a human) ways of performing different operations.

I wish I could remember the details of what he talked about better, but that was a long time ago.

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 48 points 6 days ago

I have a similar theory about star trek. In one scene there was a blurry picture and to sharpen it Ricker said: "Computer implement recursive Algorithm". That is equivalent to "Computer do something". So now my theory is that there is an intelligent ship with a genius AI that carries around humans that have regressed to toddler intelligence because the AI does everything for them.

The ship is basically human daycare with lots of blinking buttons and moving pictures to keep the humans occupied while the ship does the actual (and probably boring) science.

Starfleet Academy is basically teaching them technobabble and looking great in a uniform while the AIs do the real work.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

For more views of Star Trek through this lens, you may want to check out John Scalzi's book "Red Shirts". It has some of the same ideas in play, and they play out hilariously.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

The Culture novels by Iain M. Banks basically have this premise. There are super intelligent AIs called Minds that are pretty much gods who run everything, and their civilisation (the Culture) is a utopia for anyone who lives in it. Minds control the ships, which sometimes have crews but they're described as "somewhere between passengers, pets and parasites" in terms of how useful they actually are lol

[-] ranzispa@mander.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

That's normal evolution, go ask a biologist about junk DNA.

[-] heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The idea of junk DNA is based on the fact that it doesn't code for any proteins, but many other functions have been found for it (small nuclear RNA, microRNA, small interfering RNA, etc.). Some parts of the genome are not transcribed into anything but still have a functional purpose, such as in telomere caps and in folding. And there are large parts with no known purpose, they might be remnants of working genes, and they might have a function in evolution (see the "might"). One research project (Encode) found that around 80% of the human genome is transcribed, but the argument against this is that DNA being transcribed may not necessarily mean it has a function. The theory of junk DNA hasn't diseapered but it isn't necessarily true either.

I am just a student, so take my info with a pinch of salt.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

For real, I thought he was going there. Like : the AI keeps trying to fight off the coders messing with its perfect code so it keeps generating junk code to protect the actual code.

[-] notthebees@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago

Wait, that's what smbc stands for?????

[-] bitcrafter@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

What did you think it stood for?

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago
[-] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

[-] bitcrafter@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

Actually, you make a pretty good point there.

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Still SciFi

[-] Barrington@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago

I live this, it reads very much like an Issac Asimov story.

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