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[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's a reason that's what we think aliens would do, and it's because it's what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 25 points 3 months ago

It's the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 months ago

Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?

[-] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 38 points 3 months ago

Alien: "We'll sodomise your young!"

Me: "Well, you see..."

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 25 points 3 months ago

alien: whelp, I guess it's this then:
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[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 20 points 3 months ago

Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

I never noticed how caked up Neo's podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.

[-] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Straight up badonk.

[-] coolman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm super down

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago

"Take us to your leader!"

"Does that mean you'll abduct them? If so, thanks!"

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Pls send sexy plant aliens.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can't be any worse.

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

you dont have enough imagination

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

Found Ye Wenjie

[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

You sweet summer child.

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

At least they have advanced technology.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Ohh please do come, we haven't been concurred in a while and thigns are getting stale

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this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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