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submitted 1 month ago by CompostMaterial@lemmy.world to c/usa@lemmy.ml

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it must be a duck. My favorite part is : "We are not white trash. That’s what everyone is saying about us, but we’re not." if EVERYONE says it, odds are it is probably true.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 152 points 3 months ago

In a written statement to the police, she has alleged that her husband "chained her and left her in the forest to die without food or water".

Hey, look at that, "mystery" solved within four paragraphs.

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[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago

It would seem the entire world is in a fascist death spiral. I'm not going to to be so grandiose as to say we are all completely fucked, but I will say this wave of fascism is going to likely stunt human progress for the next one-hundred years.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 98 points 5 months ago

You got it admit, it is a good suggestion. It just wasn't the right one. But it is trained well enough to correlate left and right together. Since those are very commonly associated together it is certainly a logical choice.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 98 points 7 months ago

And what exactly did she do to you? Hurt your feelings?

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 76 points 7 months ago

Up next on SlowMoGuys...

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 228 points 7 months ago

Oh, buddy. Everyone laughs at you all the time. That time was just to you face.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago

That idiot is the reason I dropped Spotify. I don't want my money funding such a dipshit.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

I would argue that if the government makes a mistake then it is on them to own the problem, not the citizens. I might make an exception for a partially large mistake, but presumably most people would report if they suddenly received a million dollars in their social security check so I doubt it would be that big of an issue. Any smaller mistakes should be a write off.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago

The only thing I think of with this conflict is the Doctor Who speech on war:

Because it's not a game, Kate. This is a scale model of war. Every war ever fought right there in front of you. Because it's always the same. When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die. You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken! How many lives shattered! How much blood will spill until everybody does what they're always going to have to do from the very beginning -- sit down and talk! 

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

I had YouTube TV from the beginning. $14/mo. Great deal. It had everything we needed, mainly local broadcast stations plus the major basic cable channels, to supplement our streaming services. Then they kept adding and adding, raising the price each time. I finally looked at what I was paying last month, $80. My son had one show he watched on ABC and I would record football in the NFL season. Not worth $80/mo. Too bad. I would really like that $14/mo service again. It was all I needed.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago

*FORMER US President.

[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

Too bad no one aborted DeSantis.

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