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Don't swing it by the cord during the guitar solo! (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago

That 58 is a veteran. It’s been sprayed, beatboxed, licked, dropped, farted on, licked again, inserted into various orifices, used as a guitar pick, a drum stick, a strapon, a fork, a syringe, a blackjack. It’s seen death. It’s seen down the bassist’s pants. It’s been a medium for sounds that weren’t meant for this universe. One or two people probably even sang into it.

You will respect the 58. It’s survived more than you ever could.

[-] Rhoeri@piefed.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Gospel!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago

If they can survive stage time with Lux and Karen, they can survive anything.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Wow, who are these people?

I guess throating a 58 is kind of a flex?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

I bet the in-between acts stagehand guy that wipes down mics has an incredible built-up immune system.

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Lol.. No one wipes anything down. Ever... Fucking EVER.

If you touch music gear in a venue, might as well just dip your hand in a strangers ass and then eat some chocolate covered pretzels.

Sincerely, Ex music electronics repair technician

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 18 points 1 day ago

I wish we had a all ages venue here I miss going to concerts and I'd love to bring my kids.

[-] WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social 3 points 23 hours ago

I saw OK Go in Detroit last year and at first the all ages concept weirded me out, but it was awesome seeing families take their kids and the band did such a great job interacting with the kids. I loved it so much

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Years ago I went to a big Dropkick Murphys show that was all ages. It was fantastic seeing parents and grandparents the seats, watching their kids party in the pit. Good times were had by all. The world needs more of this.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the 57s hanging on the amps. Or am I old and everything DI now?

[-] Instigate@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

57s are still pretty prevalent, particularly for guitarists with tube amps/combos that don’t have an XLR output - especially those older amps/combos that are still going strong. It’s also the go to for miking drums in larger venues where that’s needed. As a bassist, I ended up forgoing the amp/stack for a SansAmp DI driver pedal a long time ago though - no regrets on that front.

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 points 13 hours ago

Does it really work on stage? For me the only reason I bring my 4x10 is so I can hear myself on stage independent of how incompetent the sound-person is in that random venue to mix the monitors so people can hear themselves.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Dunno, I find it too hard to get out in the evenings. There could be fields of amps with 57s dangling like carrots and I'd never know

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