They'll probably say "the flood ruined your foundation which would have wrecked your house anyway, so you're not covered." or some shit like that.
My risks that aren't covered aren't your problem!
Remember kids, arson is illegal unless it's disguised as a very stupid mistake.
Yup.
Yes, your honor. I have two towels I use to season my cast iron.
You leave these oily rags next to your stove?
Yes, where else would I put them? Its a convenient spot.
Do you wash them?
Why? They'll just get oily again.
Those are my oil rags. They'd for oil.
I do my own oil changes at home. I just hadn't had the chance to dispose of the oil in a legal manner yet.
Lighting can cause fires. Electric shorts can cause fires.
Edit: That was supposed to be "lightning." But lighting can also cause fires, so I guess it isn't that bad of a typo.
What if the flood caused the fire?
It most likely did, electricity doesn't like water, natural gas lines and appliances don't like the weight or pushing force of water either, and any non-submerged parts of a house are going to be shockingly flammable.
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