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[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

i fucking wish i could ride the subway

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[-] LePoisson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah they don't have family or friends in the real world so definitely no reason to go back. /s

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Can't stay on drugs all the time.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

My extended family could argue otherwise.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Hold my beer!

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[-] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Especially since you might be into Beaver people after. https://youtu.be/waKc9C76W14

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They became adults, which is just childhood without the fun and with more suffering.

Then you die.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Well there are the indoor toilets and plumbing, easier access to food, lights at thr flick of a finger switch. Malls, internet, cellphones, and other post-medieval conveniences

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The best thing about Narnia would be the lack of climate change.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Global warming was definitely a huge plot point in the first book.

[-] btsax@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

You mean the fifth book

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

There's a few things I wouldn't want to give up, like electricity and indoor plumbing. But those are solvable problems.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Indoor plumbing is negotiable TBH. I'm not abandoning paradise (compared to real life) just because I have to go in an outhouse, especially if I'm rich enough to have multiple servants.

The real sticking point would be medicine for me. IDK if Narnia had magical healers for everyone, but I definitely don't want to get old with pre-20th century medicine.

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

From Terry Pratchett: Dentistry, hot water and soft toilet paper.

[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My favourite part was when the one girl wasnt allowed into Narnia heaven cause she’s a face painted WHORE

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

They did revert back to their original ages when they left, after literally growing to adults in Narnia. I'd leave too if I could be an adult in a kid's body with all my knowledge and experience.

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A society either needs taxes or serfs in order to function. One of those systems is compatible with equality.

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