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[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 101 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This gal is all kinds of fucked up... charge your fuckin phone! Clear your fuckin unread messages! How do people live like that?

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 57 points 4 months ago

Too busy thinking about ass to care

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 22 points 4 months ago

i think you need to chill man, some people just take it to the limit, some people say Fhqwhgads

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago

everybody to the limit

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

It’s done on purpose and is colloquially referred to as ‘rage bating’

[-] BlueKey@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

I opened this post to mention the charginglevel. Good that I'm not the only one.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Once I started receiving like 300 emails a day like 15 years ago, I stopped caring about marking emails as read. Texts though...

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

And wash your dang hands

[-] natecox@programming.dev 72 points 4 months ago

My existence proves you can give birth to a half-assed baby.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago
[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 42 points 4 months ago

Just a lil crooked when he sits

[-] natecox@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago

As long as it doesn’t require much effort.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 4 months ago

I was gonna say, I resemble that remark!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Were you born with half an ass or did you have half removed?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 28 points 4 months ago

I think I have to side with mom on this one

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 23 points 4 months ago

Momma's got a whole ass of attitude.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

A no shit whole ass attitude.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 4 months ago

"I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass."

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 months ago

It's the Antichrist, since it can't turn the other cheek

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Was it the Caesarean?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

When he farts it sounds like kshhhhh

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 17 points 4 months ago

Every child knows they done right when they finally have a parent lose it over their lame slang. I know I was proud of myself when my mom did the same.

The twist though is she picked it up, thinking it was cool, and now still uses it decades later. So, she won there in the long run.

[-] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

It's like what happened to Facebook, now it's boomers everywhere.

[-] violentfart@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

Yes. Half-assed baby.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My kid is pretty half ass

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 4 months ago

I feel like maybe somebody needs to say it - guys, that's not how babies are made.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ain't gonna stop me from tryin

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Wym, I have whole ass-babies every day.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. '

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

One of my kids was born with a crooked ass, but it straightened out after she started walking. She still has different size feet though.

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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