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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago

Ain't no way

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?

[-] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 18 points 2 months ago

He forgot he got married duhhhhhh!

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

This all tracks for the military

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

He's really just trying to remember which gf

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

We don't tell fake stories on this community.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

He forgot he got married

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: wife knew it was her husband, has memory loss kink

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower

Fake, anon forgot why he joined the military

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

Quiet, whiskey Jack

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

I wonder where in that fantasy anon finishes the fap?

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: anon didn’t actually join the military. He was just balls deep in a 8hr call of duty game and high on Mt dew and vape smoke.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Who gets drafted into the army? Is this a Vietnam vet?

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago

This might surprise you, but there are countries other than the US.

[-] EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I don't just believe every crazy thing I read on the internet, you know.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I, for one, don't believe the crazy claim that there are countries other than the US

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Memory loss - would get you kicked from military in any country with health care.

Grow my hair out and beard - maybe Korea, if they have a decade to grow facial hair.

Fuck like rabbits - kind of an Americanism

Go to the local pub - could be America or British (no draft in Britain, was called consctription)

Likely fiction anyways but many things made it likely USA.

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine for a moment, a hypothetical world, where there are other countries than the USA. Now we're really stretching it, but imagine if those countries had a draft.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I'm aware other countries have the draft, see my answer below for why it seems more likely American.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

i believe at least koreans have mandatory military service

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Imagine how awesome that would be, assuming either A) she hasn't had sex with anyone else or B) if she did, you are okay with that

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Wait, I'm sorry, what part of either of these is awesome? I'm lost... If A is the case, whether she had sex with someone else or not is immaterial to the discussion. If she thinks OP is someone else, for all intents and purposes, he is, at least as far as our discussion goes, which makes her a cheater. If B is the case and OP indeed is okay with being cucked (whether it's by himself or not) I would argue that without both parties involved in the relationship having previously agreed to such an arrangement it is, once again, still infidelity and ergo decidedly not awesome.

Although, C) Ultimately none of this matters because D) OP wouldn't remember either way, regardless and E) none of this happened to begin with anyway, so... Shenanigans.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's awesome because they chose each other all over again 💗

But also:

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Just a reminder folks. this type of memory loss is very real, i have a much less intense version of it but its a way some people live their lives

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Do you think you would get accepted into the military with your less intense version of this memory loss?

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I don't see why not, it's not like I can't function, just things that aren't constantly reinforced tend to slip away over time

[-] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

I didn't realize you could get out of the army without your wife knowing. Maybe that's why it was gf at the beginning and suddenly switched at the end, so you don't realize the incongruity.

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if this happaned to me, that's how bad my memory is.

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