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[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
[-] Solemarc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I vaguely remember hearing this this was only really available for toy code and that this function created the class ignored the arguments and qualified println when you compiled it, so it wasn't actually that useful?

Beyond that, in reality you would write logger.info() in both 99% of the time.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If you use Voyager on Firefox on Android, the last half-second is missing so you don't get the joke.

This appears:

public class Main {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello World!");
    } 
}

and the hamster jumps very high

[-] morph3ous@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Thanks for posting that. I watched using mlem and the end was cut off as well, so I didn’t really get it.

Makes sense now. :)

[-] lukalix98@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago

Does python run on 3 billion devices?

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

At this point… yeah, probably so.

I mean, assuming the env and dependencies aren’t totally fucked.

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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