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Much Better (lemmy.world)
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[-] EddieTee77@lemmy.world 162 points 1 year ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!

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[-] TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 1 year ago

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I'll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

[-] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately not, as it's a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Aww I'm sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No problem, haver of great hair!

[-] Feirdro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That tracks.

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you...

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Wasn't there a temple in Greece where priestesses would have sex with devotees?

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not sure, it's possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn't doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

"i've told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!"

[-] ryry1985@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I cannot tell if this is AI generated or really bad compression, and I don't like that.

[-] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's really bad compression. It's a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot from 2 years ago. The original as far as I can tell is from Facebook.

[-] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Probably got upscaled with "ai".

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

yeah Ill take this over the thoughts and prayers.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Forgive me father for I want to sin

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't sin! It is unkind to reject a well-intended gift.

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I DID NOT notice it's ai generated until I zoomed. Fuck, they are gonna get us.

[-] Hagdos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it's very clear it's generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.

Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it's not generated, just shitty compression

[-] Kyrinar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

There must be a Ghost or Powerwolf concert in town

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Thicks and prayers

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Thick goth thighs save lives

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Hey look! 10 girls I'd never have a chance with!

[-] Kotsi3P0@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Of course not, they are AI generated.

[-] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Reverse image searching this for.... reasons, shows an original post date of a Facebook screenshot 2 years ago. Image generators were absolutely in their infancy and you would be lucky if you got a single finger with the correct amount on knuckles let alone the amount of hands here with the correct amount of fingers.

[-] Kotsi3P0@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Reasons... Haha. Anyway thank you, for doing the work, still could be some kind of AI involved which was tinkering with the image. Similar results can be seen on pixel 6 (maybe also other phones), which uses AI for enhacing the taken images.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Soooo I understand the copy pasta, but seriously that should be tagged NSFW...

[-] Acters@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I admit this is hot af, but not lewd enough to justify NSFW. But people throw NSFW on posts like Sriracha. So it could use one but not necessary to force a moderators hand into doing something about this particular incident. If anything I wish there was sauce

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if my boss saw that picture on my screen while I'm working I would be summoned to his office before I had the time to close the window.

[-] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

It's literally not safe to open at work, though (of course, depends on the type of work)?!

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Hi again...sorry I must have a bit of a lisp or something...

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

When, by mistake, in Mastodon, you sent such a photo to everyone instead of sending it only to a friend.

[-] betahack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hey! They fixed Satan's cable!

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

AI gen images getting out of hand

[-] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's slightly over 2 years old, definitely not a generated image.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy Sccchit

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